Bookish Lust

Posted by: Michelle  /  Category: belles lettres, books, inspiration, reading

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I’m obsessed. Whether this is a healthy thing, I’m not sure. All I know is that every time I hear about a new book, my toes tingle. Then when I see it sitting elegantly upon the shelf, I want to run my fingers across the silkiness of its spot gloss lamination. I’m really in trouble when I slowly slip off the jacket to reveal the stark beauty of the case. The endsheets are like icing on an elaborate three-tiered cake. By that point I know—I’ve fallen in love with another book.

I try not to be promiscuous with my reading, but there are so many exquisite books to choose from. I dabble a bit in self-help then take a nibble on some cookbooks, though my ultimate passion lies with fiction. I’ve had many a love affair with Mr. Darcys and Mr. Rochesters, though I could never deny the distinct attraction of a Heathcliffe.

Working for a publisher, it’s like book porn day in and day out. I get to help choose the lovely wrapping that will encase all those words. Words I have labored over, adjusting and polishing until each syllable cries out, “Read me!”

You probably wouldn’t understand, not unless you’re a fellow book person. Only those of us who savor each word on the page like chocolate, tasting and sampling one morsel at a time, can truly understand the ecstasy of diving into the untold pleasures of reading a book for the first time.

But maybe you do. Maybe you’re like me, always after a new fix of the heroin called reading. So the next time you’re at the bookstore, peek at the tongue-tingling delights surrounding you. Bask in the glory of all those words. And maybe—just maybe—those books will love you back.

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Reaching out to bloggers: How to get book reviews

Posted by: Michelle  /  Category: blogs, etiquette, guest post, marketing

by Sarah Burningham

So, you want to get your book reviewed on some blogs. Here’s a step-by-step guide with tips for reaching out to bloggers and making good connections.

As an author, you should:

  • Read blogs. Lots of them. Every day.
  • Make a list of the blogs you particularly like and the ones you think actually fit with your book. Note that these might be two different categories. Be brutally honest with yourself. Just because you like baking pies doesn’t mean that a baking blog is going to review your memoir of horse racing.
  • Comment on the blogs you find. Know them inside and out. (I use my google reader to help filter everything in to one place so it’s easy for me to read my favorite blogs daily.)
  • Then, and only then, can you approach them for a review. Email the blogger, address him/her by name, and say why your book is a fit for the blog, in one short paragraph or less. Short and sweet! Include a link to your site and more info on your book.
  • No matter what, do not send a form letter. And don’t mass email or bcc. Would you want to be blind copied as part of a mass mailing? Neither does a blogger.
  • Be nice. This goes a long way with anyone, including bloggers. Treat them like you would any journalist or reporter who is considering your book.
  • Ask for the blogger’s feedback. And then, listen to that feedback. Even if you think you are the next James Joyce, not everyone will feel the same way, and that’s ok.  You have to have thick skin to be an author.
  • If a blogger doesn’t respond, wait for a week to ten days before emailing again. Don’t just re-send the same pitch. Write a new email and mention that you sent something back on (enter date here). Be sincere!
  • But…waiting and sending a follow-up email does not open the door for going back again and again. NO STALKING! In the same way that form letters make you annoying, stalking is another hint that you can’t be taken seriously. If a blogger is interested, he or she will get back to you after you’ve made 2 thoughtful attempts at contact. If you haven’t heard back, the blogger is probably just not that into you.
  • When a blogger does get back to you, get a review copy of your book in the mail, stat. Don’t make anyone wait. Hit the post office that day and let the blogger know the book is on its way.
  • In the meantime, keep the conversation alive by participating. Keep reading the blog. Keep commenting. You shouldn’t be reading the blog just to get a review. Consider this a real relationship. The blogger will notice and appreciate it.
  • When the review goes up, thank the blogger. Send the link out to your readers by posting it on your website, on Twitter, on Facebook. Share the love and get some traffic for that blog!
  • And finally, now that you have a good relationship with the blogger, keep it that way. Never – I repeat, Never – add a blogger (or anyone else, frankly) to your mailing list. Not even your mother.

Sarah Burningham founded Little Bird, a boutique public relations and marketing firm that blurs the lines of old and new media to develop creative platforms for authors and brands. Most recently, she was the Associate Director of Marketing for HarperStudio where she managed the marketing and publicity campaigns for a number of successful titles. In addition to her publishing experience, Sarah has written two of her own books, How to Raise Your Parents and Boyology.

The Unfinished Angel

Posted by: Michelle  /  Category: belles lettres, book review, reading


The Unfinished Angel

There are so few books that have touched me deeply enough that I couldn’t imagine my life without having read them: The Alchemist, The Little Prince, The Graveyard Book. And now, I add to that list The Unfinished Angel by Sharon Creech.

The story is simple. It goes like this: an angel lives in a tower in a small village in the Swiss Alps. This angel, he isn’t sure what his purpose is. “Me, I am an angel. I am supposed to be having all the words in all the languages, but I am not. Many are missing. I am also not having a special assignment. I think I did not get all the training. . . . Do the other angels know what they are doing? Am I the only confused one? Maybe I am unfinished, an unfinished angel.”

This angel watches over the people of this little village, and then one day, an American family comes to live in the house attached to his tower. Zola, a young girl vibrant with life and colors—she wears three different colored skirts and numerous bright ribbons at the same time—meets angel and actually sees him. Thus begins an unlikely friendship between a vivacious girl and a grumpy angel.

Though the events of the story are ordinary, there is an uncommon grace and elegance to the prose, even with an angel narrator that cannot speak English properly and often fuses words. (“Zola smills, smuggles, what is the word? What is it, that word for happy teeth??”) But more than that, the beauty of the story outshines any I have read in a long while.

Through often misguided efforts, angel watches over his town and his “peoples.” By the end of the book, angel realizes he has a purpose, and we recognize the goodness that there is in the world and the hearts of the people who populate it.

“I am feeling most hopeful watching these peoples. I don’t know what to say about this feeling. I don’t eat food, but if I did, maybe it is as if I were hungry, so hungry, and I didn’t even know it, and then I found a mountain of food and I ate and ate, and then I sat back contentful and there was still more mountain for the next day and the next day. Maybe it is like that. I don’t know. Since I don’t eat food, it is hard to say.”

After reading this striking story, I am feeling contentful as well.

In conclusion, this mesmerizing story is one that will become a classic, and I would not be too far off in saying I see this as a strong contender for the Newberry. Every child, every adult should become friends with this unfinished angel and let him help you become more of a finished person.

P.S. I have serious issues with the book’s cover design. Had I not read a review of the book previous to buying it, I would most likely have passed it over.

Love has everything to do with it

Posted by: Michelle  /  Category: belles lettres, blogs, inspiration

I just read something that upset me enough that I need to rant. I did so in the comments section of the blog on which it was posted, but I thought it important enough to share here as well. The blog post, entitled, What’s Love Got to Do with It? is ripe with the apathetic ignorance so pervasive in the world. I’ll let you read that—and the first comment—that really set me off.

Here is the response I posted. I’d love to hear your thoughts and opinions on this topic. Though the topic has not direct link with writing, it has everything to do with how I write about love.

I have to completely and vehemently disagree. In a world where promises mean little, there is one commitment that should still mean something: that between a husband and wife, a bond that unites them more than “signatures on the dotted lines.” In unison with that, the ability to bring life into this world is a precious gift that most have taken for granted for a few moments of illicit pleasure. The woman who considers herself a “breed mare” has lost the essence of her femininity and, more importantly, the identity essential to who she is.

It is tragic that many hold the opinion that marriage means nothing. If you view it like that, it will mean absolutely nothing. The degeneration of the world is integrally tied to the dissolution of family bonds. Fix the family and you can fix the world.

Call me naive, call me whatever you want, but I fear for children who grow up in a world where marriage means little more than a convenience. People need to take it more seriously if they ever expect to find real love.

I feel sorry for any who are jaded enough to ignore these basic truths. Life loses meaning without them.

The Maze Runner

Posted by: Michelle  /  Category: book review, books, giveaway, reading

Dun dun duuuun.

That’s really how they should have ended The Maze Runner, first book in The Maze Runner trilogy by James Dashner. Instead they concluded with a boring “End of Book One.”

Now here’s the thing. The Maze Runner is a seat-of-your-pants thrill ride, but there’s an undercurrent of something more sinister and overarching as the book progresses. This isn’t just the story of a boy who wakes up in a ginormous maze filled with deadly monsters, and who can’t remember a thing about himself or his life. It’s a story of survival, community, hope, fear, and courage.

So let’s start with the basics. Every thirty days a boy is brought up in a metal box to a wooded glade surrounded by a vast maze. The glade offers protection to the ragtag group of boys that live there, the walls closing every night before the Grievers—horrible monsters, part animal, part machine—come out to prey upon any boy without the maze’s walls. The Gladers have survived like this for two years, sending boys out each day to map the shifting walls of the maze with the hope of finding a way out.

The day sixteen-year-old Thomas shows up, things begin to change for the boys in the glade. One day after his arrival, a girl is sent up through the box. A girl, the first ever in the glade, with a message for the Gladers: “She’s the last one. Ever.” Thus starts a race against the clock for the Gladers to solve the puzzle of the maze before they are all killed.

I won’t say anything more about the plot for fear of giving anything away, but I will say this: the moment you start reading this story, you won’t want to stop. Dashner deftly weaves mystery with suspense and terror, creating a world where nothing is permanent or safe.

As the story progresses and mysteries deepen, two questions become key: Who would do this to children? And more to the point, why?

The end of the book does bring a sense of conclusion, but even then more questions are asked. I, for one, will be eagerly anticipating the release of the second and third books in the series.

For a cinematic taste of The Maze Runner, view the book trailer here: http://bit.ly/2ENNkw

Now for the part many of you have been waiting for: the giveaway. (For the excellent entries, see http://belletrinsic.com/blog/?p=192)

And the (random-number-generated) winner is . . . desktopgremlins. W00t! So, gremlin, email me at michelle.witte@belletrinsic.com with your name and address so I can mail you your prize. For everyone else, I suggest you buy a copy because this is definitely one to read.

Summarize This!

Posted by: Michelle  /  Category: reading, synopsis, writing

Time for a good laugh, right? Right. So today I bring you: AutoSummarize courtesy of Microsoft Word.

Here’s how it works. Open one of your manuscripts in Word. Go to Tools, and then click AutoSummarize. Choose to have your book summarized in 500 words (or like on mine, reduce to 5%). The program is intended to pick out the most important phrases from your document, but when it does so, the results are nonsensical—and completely hilarious. Try it. You’ll see what I mean.

For a sample, I provide you with a portion of the summary from The Mark of Jasmine. What was just a normal part of the story has turned into something truly naughty.

Jess couldn’t help laughing at his bravado. Jess just shook her head at him, though she enjoyed his stories. “Never?” Evil man. Dreyden placed an arm round her waist and drew her close. Jess didn’t have to fake a blush when Dreyden pulled her into his arms and planted his lips on hers. Dreyden grinned sheepishly.

A well-endowed woman came up behind the innkeeper, winking at Dreyden and looking Jess over. “Hmm . . . well, we’ve had a long journey, so if you wouldn’t mind . . . ” Dreyden looked directly at Jess.

This way if you please.” Wicked man! The man shared a knowing smile with Dreyden as he excused himself.

The second Jess heard the door click shut, she pushed herself away from Dreyden. Eyes wide, Jess turned away from him. “Close your eyes.”

“You suppose quite a bit,” Jess replied. Jess wondered where all this dancing would get him.

“Please stop. Jess was hurt. Anger flashed in the busty woman’s face as Dreyden completely ignored the trollop. Jess nearly purred. Maybe Jess did have some power over men, after all. Jess smiled at the compliment. Why not play the Prince’s wife? “If you’ll excuse us.”

As a note, although it is funnier with your own work, since you know it so well, it is still quite hilarious reading others’ summaries.

This gem of a tool came to my attention via Jana as a comment on one of Nathan Bransford’s posts.

Checking for Commas: A Day in the Life of an Editor

Posted by: Michelle  /  Category: editing, guest post, inspiration

Checking for Commas, by Jennifer Adams Grillone

When people find out I’m a book editor for a living, I can’t tell you how many of them say, “Oh, so you read through stuff and check for commas?” or some version of that. As important as a correctly placed comma may be, it is such a small part of what I do. So I thought I’d write about a fairly typical day in my life as an editor.

Head out on my forty-minute commute to the office. Stop for Dr. Pepper at my local gas station—caffeine a definite prerequisite for job. Arrive at work. Sort through forty-two emails, deleting those for male enhancement products. One nice email from a friend, one funny or smartass or flirtatious email from a coworker, and at least two emails indicating imminent disaster on book projects. Deal with disaster-is-pending emails, which takes a couple of hours. Check out Shelf Awareness, New York Times, and Publisher’s Weekly. Note more layoffs in book industry and another bookstore closed, along with more major magazines that have folded. Look for trends. Wonder when people will be sick of cupcakes.

Acquisitions meeting. Four different people have ten different opinions about what should be published and when. Try to come to some common ground in order to offer contracts to authors for books. Hope people haven’t read the latest article that says the author of The Time Traveler’s Wife got a $5 million dollar advance for her second book. Know I will be explaining to unknown, first-time authors with books written to niche markets that their audience, print run, and sales in no way resemble a New York Times fiction best-seller, though God knows we all wish they did.

Review index for another editor and help finish her training on indexing. Word automatic sort option is a good thing.

Lunch with my favorite photographer at a restaurant where he’s done the photos for the table topper menus. Talk about his trip to the Cayman Islands, my job, and the publishing industry shifting to the digital world. Will print magazines still exist in ten years? Will printed books? Remind myself that book publishing is an art, that it has never really been a good way to make money, that we are part of this anachronistic world because we love it.

Back at office, call author to see if they have adjusted to new trim size for their book. Larger discussion with team has taken place on whether market can bear the book at $24.99 instead of $19.99.

Angry email from agent on why their client has not been paid on delivery and acceptance of materials. After researching, appears all materials have not been delivered and are therefore not accepted.

Review printer proofs on four titles in a little gift book series. Check text, printing quality, and color. Must be turned in twenty-four hours to make up for late schedule, when editorial couldn’t decide if we wanted the books illustrated with original art or designed with more patterns and graphic elements. Decided on the latter, which I think is the correct choice in this case.

Hunker down for some real cookbook editing time. This involves making sure the instructions make sense, that the ingredients are listed in the order they appear in the instructions, that consistent measurements are used (1/2 cup shredded cheese, 1/2 cup cheese, shredded, 8 ounces grated cheese, etc.), that if the title of the recipe is Chocolate Delight it actually has chocolate in it, and so forth. Check readability, clarity, structure, grammar, spelling. Ten pages an hour is good progress and industry standard. Oh yeah, and check for commas.

Fairly mellow day in that I did not have to talk any authors or designers off a cliff, tell a photographer they had to reshoot a whole round of images, tell an author their book has been pushed out a whole year to a different publication season, tell an author they can’t have the title they wanted for the book, argue with sales about a price point or package for a title, meet with my supervisor to discuss the twenty-two things not finished on my to-do list instead of the two that are, or get yelled at by any variety of someones because emotions are high and deadlines are tight and people care about their books and don’t you know this has been their whole life for the past ten years goddammit!

At the very end of the day, a finished book is delivered. Take it out of the box and hold it in my hands. Smell that new-book inky smell, run my fingers over the spot gloss varnish on the front of the cover, see that the purple headband perfectly matches the tiny purple stripes we designed for the endsheets. I am holding a beautiful object that has taken years to create—from an idea, to an author I paired it with, to negotiating a contract, to commissioning the photography, to helping style the photos, to coaching the writing, to working with the designer on multiple rounds of layouts, to picking the cover image, to deciding it’s a jacketless hardback, to figuring out the pricing and budgets and margins, to looking at every single word on every single page multiple times. I have made a book. A thought or idea or little flash of insight is now a physical object in my hand. I’ve helped create something real and something beautiful and something that will last. Nothing beats that. It’s even worth checking for commas.

Jennifer Adams Grillone is the author of seven books and has worked as a writer and editor for fifteen years. She is currently senior editor for the publisher Gibbs Smith, where she manages the cookbook line. You can see books she had edited and books she has written by visiting her website at www.jennifergrillone.com

Life-altering books

Posted by: Michelle  /  Category: book review, books, inspiration, writing

Books have power, often more than we realize. I imagine each of us has a book that changed our lives, whether for good or bad. I’ll tell you about one book that changed how I view the world, as well as giving me impetus to realize my own dreams.

While I was in college, a roommate brought a book from home that her father found while perusing the bookstore. It was an international best-seller, though none of us had heard of it before. She read it, praising it to the sky, and let each of us borrow it in turn. When it came to me, Christmas break had started and I was alone much of that time because I had to work while my roommates went home for the holidays. During that time, I read quite a bit, books on a variety of topics. Basically anything I could get my hands on.

One evening after work, I sat down with this short book. Barely more than 100 pages, I wondered what could be inside a book so small that my roommates would rave about it so much. And then I started to read.

It was the story of a Spanish shepherd, content to travel with his flock, until dreams came to him of a treasure buried a long distance away. When he asked a gypsy what those dreams meant, she told him to travel to the pyramids in Egypt, and there he would find his treasure.

This shepherd’s life changed in a moment as he sold his flock and bought a passage to Morocco. Though many trials came along the way, he persevered, eventually finding love and treasure more than he could have imagined.

As I closed The Alchemist, I thought about the words I had just read. Certain passages stuck out to me. Words of inspiration and learning. I looked at the world with renewed vigor.

The real change, however, would not come for several years.

In the meantime, I made my own impulsive decision to postpone school until I had made a similar journey of self-discovery. That let me to Montreal, Canada, where I spent a year and a half working as a missionary. When the time came to return to my life, the one I had left behind for a time, I realized some things. I had traveled to a distant place to learn important lessons before coming back to the same place I was before. But I was not the same.

I purchased a copy of The Alchemist sometime after my return and reread the words that had affected me so deeply years before. They touched me again, though in different ways than before.

Soon after, I felt the need to write. I’d always enjoyed writing. Through junior high and high school, I wrote poetry and short stories, but I never attempted anything longer than that. Writing a book seemed so difficult. To write enough words to fill 200, 300, 600 pages—it was incomprehensible to me.

But with this urge to write, I quickly realized the story I wanted to tell would be longer than a short story. I wanted to write a story as powerful as the one that I had read. I wanted to change someone else’s life for the better as mine had been changed. I determined to write a book the same length as The Alchemist. I could write 100 pages. That was possible.

Months and years passed, and eventually I did write 100 pages. Then I discovered that 100 pages weren’t enough to tell the story. So I kept writing, and a few more years passed. After four years of toil, I had written 300 pages. I had written a book. It seemed something so abstract and unreal for me at first, something I didn’t ever think I could accomplish. But I had done it.

As every writer knows, the work didn’t end there. Revising, rewriting, and rewording followed, and eventually I sent the book out to agents. I received favorable responses, but the overarching feedback was that the book wasn’t ready yet.

I had accomplished so much, but still I wasn’t done. I had written a book, but without a way for people to read the words I had written it didn’t mean as much.

While in the midst of my search for someone to publish my first book, an idea struck me for another story. I had come home from work one evening, frustrated with everything. I needed some time to process my thoughts, and so I decided to do some free-writing in a local coffeehouse. The words seemed to come out of nowhere. I wrote, and as soon as I had placed several words on the page, more would come to me. Within an hour, I had an entire book’s worth of ideas bouncing around my head.

I spent the next three weeks in a feverish sort of daze as I wrote and wrote, and then wrote some more. After work, on weekends, every spare moment was spent transcribing ideas onto the page. In the middle of that process, I realized this story was too large for just one book. It would take three books to really flesh out the lives of these characters.

As I neared the end of this first book in the series, I also discovered that I would have to make some tough decisions. In a torrent of tears, I broke my main character’s heart. I wept with her and felt her pain, but I knew that I had to tell her story, even though it was only the workings of my imagination.

To make a very long story a little bit shorter, I finished writing the first book and outlined the plot of the next two. Not only had I written one book; I had written two. It was then I knew it wasn’t a fluke. I could write, and I was actually pretty good at it. I don’t write groundbreaking fiction and I’ll probably never win a major prize, but I can tell beautiful stories.

This isn’t the end of my story. I’m still in the middle of finding someone who loves my book enough to bring it to the world. But because of one book, a short 100 page novel about a shepherd, I recognized a dream I hadn’t even realized was there: I wanted to be a writer.

And so, this is the story of how a book changed my life.

DystopYA reading challenge

Posted by: Michelle  /  Category: book review, books, giveaway, reading

Young adult fiction is so broad and varied. Subgenres and subcultures are created frequently to address the interests and fascinations of teens. One of the more recent—and more interesting, in my opinion—is that of dystopia.

Some of my the most amazing books I’ve read lately fall within this category of dystopian fiction. For a general definition, here’s what Wikipedia has to say:

Utopian fiction is the creation of an ideal world, or utopia, as the setting for a novel. Dystopian fiction is the opposite: creation of a nightmare world, or dystopia. Many novels combine both, often as a metaphor for the different directions humanity can take in its choices, ending up with one of two possible futures.

So why bring this all up? Because the lovely Ann Kingman has created the DystopYA Reading Challenge. By December 15, I will read at least three dystopic ya novels. (I say at least three because I have several of them waiting already in my to-be-read pile.)

My first choices for this challenge are:


The Maze Runner by James Dashner

*Bonus! See below for details.


The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins


Catching Fire by Suzanne Collins


Uglies by Scott Westerfeld

Look for reviews of these awesome books to come. And for more information on how you can participate and a full list of books, visit On the Nightstand.

*Since I couldn’t wait for my copy of The Maze Runner to come in the mail, I went to the store and bought another copy. So that means it’s giveaway time! If you would like to win a copy of The Maze Runner by James Dashner, finish this sentence:

If I were stuck in a ginormous maze with deadly monsters and no memory of who I am, I would _________.

A winner will be randomly chosen from those who answer in the comments of this post by next Friday, when I post my review of the book.

How Bree Beat the Odds and Landed an Agent

Posted by: Michelle  /  Category: agents, guest post, querying

Bree Despain is a wonderful writer from my home state of Utah whom I met her several weeks ago at a local writers conference. She shared some great insights into getting her agent, which I thought would be a great benefit to all of you. Her debut novel, The Dark Divine, will be released December 22 by Egmont USA. (It’s on my list of books to pre-order. It looks deliciously scary.)


The Dark Divine

How Bree Beat the Odds and Landed an Agent, by Bree Despain

When attending writing conferences, whether as a guest or panelist, I am often asked the same question—how did you get an agent? The quick answer is I sent queries to agents and one of them decided to give me a shot. But that’s not exactly helpful.

The long answer, however, is much more detailed, and I think more of what people are looking for when they ask me this question. So here we go . . . this is how I did it:

*Actually before we begin I want to give a little disclaimer. If you decide to follow the same path I did, please be sure your full manuscript is ready to go out before you start querying agents.  The worst thing that could happen is an agent you queried asks for your full manuscript, and you either don’t have it to give because you are not done with it, or you are in the middle of your own revisions and are not prepared to send it. (Yes, this IS worse than rejection).

Part One: Doing the homework.

I often frequented the blue boards on Verla Kay writers forum to connect with other writers and authors trying to get published. While there I came across a post telling me about a website called AgentQuery.com, which is basically a database of all the different literary agents. I used this site to do a targeted search for literary agents that would be a good fit for my manuscript. I searched for agents that were actively looking to build their client list, accepted online queries, specialized in YA fiction, and had a fondness for paranormal romance.

The search brought up small blurbs on each of the agents that fit my criteria with links to their agency websites, articles written by or about them, and additional info about their submission requirements. After sifting through the results I compiled a list of my top 15 or so, and started my research by reading all the articles linked to their profiles. I was then able to narrow it down to my top 8 agents that I thought would be a good fit for my book and a good fit for me. Then I double checked all of their websites for submissions guidelines to make sure they hadn’t changed from what AgentQuery.com reported. Now I knew who I wanted to query and how to query them . . . but I still needed the query letter.

Part Two: Writing the query.

Writing a query letter always freaked me out. I still don’t think  I’m really much of an expert at writing one. So, I turned to the experts and everyone else I could for help. After writing my first draft, I realized it was waaaaaay too long. So I had my husband (who had read my manuscript) help me revise it. Then I sent that version to my two writers groups (who had also read the manuscript) seeking their input and guidance. This really helped me eliminate details that were not necessary.

I also relied heavily on other resources. I especially liked agent Nathan Bransford’s blog (http://blog.nathanbransford.com). He has a section called “The Essentials” where he outlines the basic formula for a good query letter as well as other helpful tips on formatting, etc. He has also posted some examples of good query letters with explanations of why they are good. Very helpful. Also good for a laugh.

Part Three: The process.

(Ok, so this part might go on for a bit, so I apologize in advance if it gets long.) Right, so I’d done my homework, found my top choice agents, and written/revised/revised/revised/revised a query letter, and now it was time to start sending my queries. I set a goal of sending out at least one query a day for seven days before taking a break and moving on to my second round of submissions.  Here’s how it went:

1. Sent very first query to the top agent on my list with the first 2 pages (What was I thinking?! Who queries their top choice first?)

2. Sent out second query with client referral and first 5 pages. Got immediate response asking to see the full!

3. A couple of days later, #1 agent responded asking for the full asap because he’s leaving on a trip and wants to take my MS with him!!!

4. Sent MS right away. Obsessively checked email for a few days. Convinced self that both agents were probably never going to respond even though it had been less than a week. Sent out 3 more queries without any pages of my MS. Got almost immediate rejections on all 3. One rejection came in less than 2 minutes from when I sent the email query. (Was that a world record?) Major self-doubt ensued.

5. Wait, exactly one week after sending full to agent #1, got email saying that he’s almost done reading the manuscript and he LOVES it. Wants to show it to the other agents in his office on the following Tuesday. Do I have a synopsis I can send him for the other agents to look at? Sure, I have a synopsis. It’s over here somewhere . . .

6. Hurried and wrote a synopsis.

7. Sent synopsis Monday morning. Got one of the best emails of my life from agent #1 outlining all of the things he loved about my book and promising to get back to me after his meeting on Tuesday.

8. Tuesday came and went and no matter how many times I refreshed my email—no email from agent #1 appeared. Major self-doubt ensued . . . convinced self that the other agents must have hated the manuscript and convinced #1 that he must be on drugs if he liked it. They’re staging an intervention right now . . .

9. Wednesday afternoon: received email saying he got great feedback from other agents and wants to call me on Friday so we can chat. Later that afternoon, received email from agent #2 with a very complimentary rejection of the manuscript with an invitation to send other materials. Couldn’t care less—still doing the happy dance about #1.

10. Thursday: another email asking if we can postpone chat until Saturday. (Somebody just shoot me now. I can’t take the anticipation anymore!) Used the meantime to do more research on #1, talked to a couple of his clients. Convinced self that he must just be calling to give me some revision notes or something. Husband said, “Why would he call you on a SATURDAY for that?”

11. Paced anxiously around the house for the next 48 hours and practically jumped out of my skin when the phone rang and then sat down and gave the fakest-calm, “Hello . . . this is she. Hi, Ted . . .” you’ve ever heard. And to make this very, very long story short: He offered representation and I accepted.

Ted Malawer, of Upstart Crow Literary, is an awesome agent and I have loved working with him ever since. We spent the next 6–8 weeks revising the manuscript and then started submissions to publishers. The submission process was all handled via email, but when he called me a month later I knew it was either very very good news, or very very bad news. Luckily it was the former. I had received the offer to buy my first novel. So that’s the story in a very large nutshell.