My picture book horoscope

Posted by: Michelle  /  Category: books, bookstore, randomness

I loved this idea from the Fuse #8 blog on the School Library Journal website: Picture Book Horoscopes! In honor of this fabulouness, I’ve created my own horoscope using the picture books published the year I was born as guides.

Jumanji + Outside Over There + Jump, Frog, Jump! + A Visit to William Blake’s Inn + On Market Street =

Tread carefully today as you must save your bookstore from goblins and a rampaging horde of beasts coming to life off the pages of the picture books within the store. But not to worry; a large frog will aid in your rescueas you travel on its back, jumping up Market Street and leading a parade of creatures to William Blake’s Inn, where you will all have tea and cookies.

The end.

With credit to these fabulous picture books for inspiration:

Jumanji by Chris Van Allsburg (Houghton)

On Market Street, illustrated by Anita Lobel; text: Arnold Lobel (Greenwillow)

Outside Over There by Maurice Sendak (Harper)

A Visit to William Blake’s Inn: Poems for Innocent and Experienced Travelers, illustrated by Alice & Martin Provensen; text: Nancy Willard (Harcourt)

Jump, Frog, Jump! by Robert Kalan (Greenwillow)

Choose your team!

Posted by: Michelle  /  Category: randomness

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“Mormon Mafia”?

Posted by: Michelle  /  Category: blogs, publishing, randomness

I found this post by Editorial Anonymous about a “Mormon Mafia” in publishing rather hilarious, for reasons I’ll explain in a moment. First, click here to read the post.

Now that you’ve stopped puzzling over why I found it so funny, I’ll share this secret tidbit of information about myself: I am a BYU graduate from Utah who writes young adult fiction! I only need to find me a husband and pop out a few kids before my multi-million dollar contract will arrive in the mail.

All joking aside, the letter writer has stumbled upon an interesting phenomenon at the moment, and I was curious when the talk would really start. Well, here it is, and now I think it’s time to explain:

Mormons have been given an ultrasupersecret mission to take over the world by writing young adult fiction with a scifi/fantasy bent. You may want to lock up your children.

Aw, shoot. I shouldn’t have said that. But honestly, anyone who thinks it’s some big conspiracy or divine mandate is reading too many paranormal romances and should lay off them for a few months.

What I see as the common thread with all of the popular and successful Mormon writers has to do more with cultural influence. Let me explain.

Members of the Mormon or LDS church (full name The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints), have always been proponents of the arts, including music and dance from the church’s inception in 1830. The first, and probably most prominent, artistic endeavor was the Mormon Tabernacle Choir, formed in 1847.

Literary endeavors came later, near the turn of the twentieth century, with the admonition to write faith-promoting stories. For many years, those were the kind of books LDS authors wrote. I still remember all of the LDS books that were written when I was younger. I’d honestly say it was about this time (the late 70s to early 80s), that LDS fiction really began to develop and grow, as well as LDS authors turning to mainstream fiction with Orson Scott Card at the forefront.

In addition to Stephenie Meyer and Ally Condie, other popular LDS young adult fantasy authors include James Dashner, Shannon Hale, Aprilynne Pike, Brandon Mull, Brandon Sanderson, Jessica Day George, Mette Ivie Harrison, and Julie Berry.

An interesting article from The Boston Globe (click here to read) posits that the influx of Mormon writers in young adult fiction is due to the more wholesome nature of children’s and young adult stories. Members of the church are, on the whole, very conservative when it comes to sex, drugs, and violence. In adult literature, the progressing trend is to include one or all of those elements in great doses. It gets harder and harder to find well-written books with wonderful stories that don’t include graphic sex or violence. I readily admit that as one reason I prefer young adult books.

As for the fantasy aspect, author Shannon Hale says it best in the Boston Globe article: Mormonism and its tenets can seem pretty fantastic by others, so we’ve never really had issues with thinking imaginatively or outside commonly accepted ideas. Plus the fact that fantasy generally has clear concepts of good versus evil, right and wrong directly corresponds with church teachings on the same.

BYU, or Brigham Young University, is a church-sponsored university where members from around the world attend. It has an incredible atmosphere of diversity and learning. It has excellent programs in the arts, especially English, theater and film, music, and dance. I participated at one time or another in each of these (with the exception of theater). Each program is well supported and encouraged at BYU.

Finally, I see the influx of Mormon writers as a growing trend for Mormon artists in all areas. If you don’t believe me, I’ll offer a smattering of actors/singers/musicians/directors who are taking to the world stage (and I’m not even talking about the Osmonds).

Music:

David Archuleta

Brandon Flowers (The Killers)

SheDaisy

Brendon Urie (Panic! At the Disco)

Film:

Amy Adams (raised LDS)

Katherine Heigl (raised LDS)

Aaron Eckhart (BYU grad)

Eliza Dushku (Dollhouse, raised LDS)

John Heder (Napoleon Dynamite)

Jared Hess (wrote/directed Napoleon Dynamite)

Paul Walker (raised LDS)

Dance:

Julianne Hough (Dancing with the Stars)

In conclusion, there isn’t anything in the water or in the church doctrines that says we should write children’s or young adult literature. It’s a combination of cultural and other influences. Plus, there is a strong and supportive community of LDS writers, especially in Utah. I’ve met most of the writers I’ve listed above (no, I haven’t met Stephenie Meyer, but if I do, I’ll tell her hi) at various literary and cultural events. They are a down-to-earth group that encourages other would-be writers and accepts them into the fold whether they be famous or not. I’ve learned a lot about writing from them, especially what it means to give back and support others.

Happy Turkey Day!

Posted by: Michelle  /  Category: inspiration, randomness

A special message for you this Thanksgiving day

Be grateful you’re not the turkey.

Project Marriage

Posted by: Michelle  /  Category: randomness

A moderately long proposal in which a single woman provides a list of potential partners with whom she would consider entering into a state of marital bliss

This document contains a list of men the undersigned will consider as potential marriage partners, as well as the rules for such consideration. These men, whether through intellect, hard work, or the good fortune of being extremely attractive, have piqued her interest. Their names are therefore listed here as a record of attraction and an invitation to submit a suitable proposal for marriage.

In the event that one of the parties listed below is currently unavailable (either by being engaged, married, in a relationship, gay, or in a coma), his name will be moved to the reserve list and will be reinstated once said commitment concludes or dissolves.

This list is limited to persons of the male persuasion who have always been so. This is a matter of personal preference and in no way constitutes discrimination. (As this is not a valid legal document, the creator of this list will establish rules based on her discretion.*) The author of the list also retains the right to include the names of fictional characters.

Chris Pine

Matthew Morrison

Orlando Bloom

Ben Barnes

Mr. Darcy

Ryan Reynolds

Matt Damon

Ian Somerhalder

Prince William

Jude Law

Mr. Knightley

Johnathan Rhys Meyers

Josh Groban

Hugh Dancy

If any man wishes to submit his name for candidacy on this list, he may do so by contacting the blog administrator with a packet including at least four (4) current and accurate photos of candidate; character references from the three (3) previous girlfriends, including reasons for termination of relationship; a detailed resume including artistic, literary, or other noteworthy endeavors; and a copy of the candidate’s latest tax file (or in the case of tax evaders, documents establishing net worth may be sent from the Swiss bank responsible for his accounts).

Creepy old men, paupers, and jailbait need not apply.

*This is commonly referred to as “It’s my list so I make up the rules.”